Oh, honey… has it happened again?! You poor, poor thing… Well, you did well, just as I asked. You’ve come to mommy when you’re all frustrated, pent up, ACHING after a date with your girlfriend.
Honey… I want you to understand that some girls want to stay pure until marriage… and that’s a wonderful thing to do for the man she loves. That’s a compliment! I want you to understand how to deal with the situation, how to control your needs and behave like a gentleman.
Just lie down on the bed here next to mommy, sweetie… and take off your pants. Now, I know it can be really hard, honey… and I can tell just how frustrated you are… you do have very important needs, but that’s what mommy is here for.
Now, listen carefully, honey, while I explain… while I straddle you and bounce your discomfort away…